BAWA

Generic Orange Dinosaur p.28

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:34:11 GMT

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♬
@> Oh hell yes the candles are full of food.

Oh hell yes!

Now we'll just add this to the invent...

*ahem*

Oh c-
There we are.

>try eating the chicken leg.

It actually feel like it's made of plastic.
You're... you're sure it's still not a usless item though.

> Use chicken leg as key

> Go through the nonlocked door and get a key like everyone else. Someone put a lot of effort into making this place, don't disrespect that effort.

Oh fine.

Ah balls! But there's a door handle! How ever will you get through there? Damn your inability to open d-

What a fucking easy puzzle. Ha! A raptorlette could of firgured that out.

It's kind of cramped in this new room.

it looks like it veers off to the right up ahead.

@> Split up and go in opposite directions. Divide and conquer....for someone.

There seems to exist little danger that would require you to be at thine companion's side; mayhaps you could go make yourself of more use by going back to the main corridor.

Now what to do? The door across from you has been locked. You would check some more of the lights in the area but you neither have anything that can reach such lengths nor would care to see an object reminiscent of a dismembered part of yourself.

And then there's...

> Be gallant and scout ahead.

Oh heavens no! What would your comrade think if you were to venture into unexplored terrain? What if danger lies within such an area? It's far too great a risk to take! There is not any way that you would be convinced that doing that is a good idea!

Hold yourself steady, old boy. This is no time for another panic attack. You are General Oswald Duck, damnit! A general - no some- Oh dear, why did you leave that orange person's side.

@> hit the wall with the chicken leg!

This is totally effective and not at all a waste of time.

> jump over the slightly different coloured panel of floor

Oh. It's one of those things. You'll step on it and then some monsters will fall on you or a rock will start chasing you or something.
You could see some unobservant person just walking into here, "I'll just pass on through. What a nice display of tiles they have set up. I'll just step right on top of th-" and then BAM!
These things are such shit.

And we're jumping...

Nope.

...

Huh... Nothing happened.

> Scooch off the tiles. They're probably just strangely colored because the buiders ran out of one type of tile. Nothing bad will happen to you if you step off the tile.

Yeah, that would make sense.

> Glance up for any traps being triggered, and if there's nothing doing, keep on keeping on.

Just to be on the safe side... Yeah, nothing.
What a dumb room. If you had a MAP right now, you'd probably write down something indicating how dumb this room is.

A door up ahead. No lock on it. Alright.

Ohballsohballsohballs

BALLS!

@> Get some pluck. Such a cowardly attitude is not befitting for a soldier like yourself.

Should thou though? It seems quite dumb to quest away from a questing partner. Who knows what perils await you (or him)? Maybe you should flip a co-

Oh. It seems you already...

...
Don't panic don't panic don't panic don't panic don't panic don't panic.

> Use CHICKEN LEG on GREEN CREATURE IN CHANDELIER.

It's not up there anymore?
Hmm.

Now how are you supposed to get out of this room?

♬X
@> Don't panic.

Quite. Panicking won't get you out of this situation any faster. Stay calm. Breathe...

Mayhaps there's an exit catacorner from you.

Yet another dead end.

> Panic.

AUGHUGHAUGH!!

@> Turn around and look at the swirly black portal thing that will surely disappear the instant you do so

Black por-

♬ <-!!! (music change)

Generic Orange Dinosaur p.27

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:09:14 GMT

A quick word about GOD before I put in disk 2:

I've decided to start doing some new things for this. First of all, I'm going to start adding a music note (♬) to the beginning of ever page/if there's a music change. I think it'll be a cool addition and (in the LJ mirror at least) it'll open in a new tab so you can read all this stuff and listen to the music I picked for this particular area (though it won't change that often it'll still be a nice touch I think).

Also, this is a newer disk! It's time for me to start doing this thing in full color.
(At least if it doesn't get to be too much. So far it seems fine.)
Anyways, that's it. Enjoy.

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♬

Gah! What's that sound that's playing?!

Oh. Right.
This version of the second disk is a newer version. Hopefully they fixed all those dumb glitches.

> Rock out to the rad dungeon background music.

It's not really danceable music but you feel like doing it anyways.

> Hell yeah, Zelda urns! Go ahead, smash both for y'know, hearts or rupees or something.

Zelwho? And yeah, that's the best way to be a house-guest, "oh, hey, I really like your house that you have here. What am I doing? I'm smashing your pots of course. Why? Well I thought there might be you know ... hearts... inside of it."

Who the hell keeps hearts in a pot? That's the stupidest idea ever.

It's just dirt, anyways. Probably to keep it from blowing over so they don't smash everywhere. Because that would be stupid to smash a perfectly good pot.

>Lick the red suff

Red stuff...

Man. You wish you could lick it up but it looks like the blood's been sitting there just long enough to dry past a lickable state.

> Combine torch with yo-yo to make a fire poi.

You think that's the thing with the flaming balls that you use as weapons. Those things are great!
Oh yeah, let's do this.

Well that didn't...

Chicken leg?

@> Check inventory

Thine item roster is unchanged.

> Oswald: Give GOD an Elixer.

You cannot directly use goods on thine allies, however thou can certainly transfer such goods to their inventories.

> Try to categorize GOD into "Useless".

It would be unwise to raise blasphemy towards GODZILLA (or GOD for short) in such a way. Many stories have been written on people offending the gods and it resulted ultimately in their deaths. GODZILLA remains the worst of them all - strongest of all gods, father to many of them, direct descendant of the elder god, KONG (who fathered the universe itself and tried to devour GODZILLA), and particularly quick to anger.

Not to mention the queen would lop your head clean off if she heard you were doing such a thing - second in command or not; her Majesty is deeply set with the religion of the land.

> Oh hell yes the candles are full of food. EAT THAT CHICKEN and then smash some more.

You find far too many things wrong with this. First of all 'twas not you that vanquished these candles, it was your orange companion.

Also you are a proud water fowl and the thought of eating some grubby terrestrial vagrant fills your stomach full of disgust. This is all without mentioning that it is likely old enough to be mummified by now.

> examine bullets, go down hall

They are bullet casings.

There are two doors here apart from one another.

Yonder one however appears to be sealed with a lock.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.26

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:32:26 GMT

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> Realize Godzilla is actually pretty slow.

True. That probably wasn't the best analogy.

> Go to sleep. It's not like you can help them from where you are now, and you're really stressed from their visit and putting down those zombies.

Sl... Sleep?
You're a supporting character. You DON'T sleep.

Even if you could there's still some stuff you can spy on from here with your orb.

>Check out that enchantress near the lake.

Well hello hello.

She looks so familiar. You can't put your claw on it, though...

What's she doing at that lake anyways?

>Talking to an enchanted plesiosaur

She's talking to something. The orb won't let you see that part of it, though.

> Be the Dinosaur again

You are a dinosaur, idiot.

> check how the pigosaurus guy is doing

Right. That's really why you took out the orb in the first pla-
Well you certainly found him fast. Usually it takes longer than that.

Oh.

> Never fear, your house is magically enchanted to withstand this sort of thing...Right? RIGHT?

That funestosaur was supposed to be your houses "bodygaurd" but he kind of got murdered, didn't he? I mean, you would've tried to stop him from being killed but that orange thing kind of using the second orb. You don't want to go near that.

> Grab the crystal ball and gtfo

You honestly don't know the chances of you surviving right now and you don't want that friggin' pig to find it on you. He probably doesn't know that you have it and that's probably for the best.

> Meanwhile...

The Royal Crocodille is having second thoughts about bringing his book back into the water with him.

> GODs: check out darkness.

You cannot control the gods.

> Pigauras: Run off crying.

You cannot control the main antagonist.

You're not sure how long you can keep this up.

...
You liked not knowing a lot more.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.25

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:18:58 GMT

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> Look at nothing in particular, in order to find the path of the Beam.

You have no idea what a "beam" is and just get angry trying to think of it.

> Ask him to join your party

No.

> Have him join team. HE IS CLEARLY SO USEFUL AND HIS DIFFICULTIES AS A PARTY MEMBER HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN EXPLAINED IN DETAIL.

Ugh... Fine.

C'mon let's g-

oh..

Well you might still be able to save-

Oh.

Oh well.

>Go to the mountain or whatever and progress plot.

You pass the grazing octoceratops on the mirror side.

There be a big metal gate keeping this place closed. Looks pretty heavy, too. If only you had an octoceratops on your team to knock something like that down. Those grazing ones would just attack you if you got too close, too, so no point trying to get one of them. NICE GOING ON LETTING THAT ONE THAT WAS ABOUT TO JOIN YOUR TEAM DIE.

> Knock on the Door.

You knock on the non-existent door behind the giant metal gate. Obviously a choice idea.

@> QUACK

Yonder gate puzzle infuriates you so!

> Lift gate.

This... gate... is... too... cumbersome...

uff!

Check out that smudgy spot on the wall. ALL SMUDGES ARE SIGNIFICANT.

It is indeed a smudge.

> push on the obviously been pushed in before brick in the wall, and sing "Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2."

All in all thou exist to be an extra brick in the wall.

Huzzah!

> Enter

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Godzilla's speed to them.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.24

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:36:44 GMT

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Great Godzilla! He's still out of it? These guys must be able to hold in food and water for days without any fatigue. And be really stupid if he's hypnotized for that long.
Really really stupid.

>Use the yo-yo on him again to dehypnotice him.

Alright, lets do this again.

...
Or it just makes him more hypnotized.

hmm.

>Try telling him to do things in his hypnotized state.

You tell him that You should trade some shiny rocks for that ball of his.

What?

Why does this game have to be such a dick?

>Go northwest

Northwest... Well that map won't be of any help. It was made by those idiot humans. You're not sure who's more stupid, them or the octoceratops. And they're always so bossy, too. Always telling you to butt-stomp things and saying "Aggress". What dicks! The only people you're going to aggress is them.
But yeah. Their technology is nowhere near to as good as your people's. They wouldn't know North from ... like... a rock or something.

> Inventory

Maybe a compass snuck in there while you weren't looking. Who knows...
Well you could use the key and... wait. why do you want to go Northwest for anyways? You're trying to find orbs or... something. You actually aren't to clear on that part. You would have asked the wizard to clarify but that guy was just way too boring. Also you didn't really feel like getting hit on the head again.

So yeah.
You know this octoceratops had an orb...

> Command it to divulge information as to who/what it's seen pass by.

He says that he saw a ... thing... you can't really make out what it is (his talking skills really suck) come by. The thing said it would give him 3 shiny rocks later if he gave him the orb now.

Maaaaaaan. This guy's got to be like... king of the retarded people... or something.

You ask him to show you where on the map.

Since you're out of snake /Coelacanth blood the idioceratops just rubs some of the leaves from his sticks on there.

Apparently the part of the map that was burnt hid the MOUNTAIN CASTLE

The map's a mess now. Nice.

.... ew.

>See if he ate it (sexually).

Ewwww. No!

> To the magic mountain!

You start to walk away

Wha?
He's ... speaking in a language you don't know... yet you're somehow able to understand what he's saying.

...

This is not in any way ripping off Stephen King.

Not at all.

> Hit triceradoofus with the WIZARD MAT to wake him up.

He's just creeping you out too much for you right now.

ugh.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.23

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:00:26 GMT

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> Yes him again

Maaaaan.

@> Show the gnarly magic orb!

Right, Right.

Some zombies are slightly obscuring your path.
Not really though.

> Just waltz around them, it's not like they're fast or anything.

These gouls don't really seem to pose much of a threat.

@> Buffet one with the welcome mat if need be.

Stupid zombie grabbing onto tail for no reason.

. . .
Oh... right... you kind of stole his... oh...

Finally you're out of that dark and mysterious forest of mystery.

Now the map will probably be working again. It'll be a good time to check your bearings and see what's where.

> Check your bloodlust gauge. The temptation might get too strong for you

Right! It would probably be a good idea to keep an eye on that every now and then. You've always kept it relatively high (albeit you did kind of snap and subconsciously kill that COELACANTH earlier on in order to keep the gauge in check). You don't know what will happen when it runs out; your parents never gave you that talk. You're almost certain that once that runs out it will be...
...

You're thoughts stop cold in their tracks and a shuddering feeling of deja vu creeps over your body.

> those trees must be really old!

Well they are reused graphics, so that doesn't surprise you much.

> meditate?

Okay.

> Grow another bloodlust meter

Sucsess! You now have two bloo-

Okay. They're both going down at the same rate. Now you just have two things that tell you how much BLOODLUST you have left, or whatever. You guess it's good. You know. If one breaks or something.

> Return to him.

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400 frames! WOO!

Generic Orange Dinosaur p.22

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:05:56 GMT

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> Team up to find those orbs 'n stuff!

The fearless(ish) leader of the Royal Army, General Oswald Duck, has now joined your party!

About controlling multiple characters:
~~To control Generic Orange Dinosaur use the prefix GOD, to control General Oswald Duck use the prefix GO... er...~~

To toggle control between the two characters use the prefix @ (e.g. @> use duck as a meat shield / @> pour potion on dino's head)

Characters you aren't controlling will automatically be computer controlled if a second controller isn't plugged in.

Alright! Let's do this.

He asks if this means you'll go find the orbs.

... uh. What orbs again?

Right. The wizard orbs. No, you knew that. Sure. Wizard orbs.

>The snail is probably the right choice, but that muffin does look tasty...

What? No.

> Muffin

Ugh. Why did they even bother giving you the option then?

> \@.

The wizard approves of your choice (if you can call it that).

He asks if you've seen any of the orbs anywhere.

...Oh balls not him again.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.21

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:50:19 GMT

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> start explaining your situation to the wizard at the same time

Both you and the bird start trying to tell your stories at the same time.

. . .

> slap him in the face for that.

> Sit down and be quiet like a nice little dinosaur and duck.

Yeah, maybe that's a better idea. Ow.

> Listen to the nice wizard.

The wizard says that he’s been watching you since you hit that big green symbol. That orb you have, he says, has a lot of power as you probably already know.

You don’t see how that stupid thing really has any power, or how it got into your key items, but you let him go on anyways.

The orbs are apparently part of a set of 16 – made by the wizard community to fight the megapigosaurs who were gaining too much political power but the megapigosaurs then stole some of the orbs and killed a majority of the wizards who in turn had to kill them and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

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You’re barely able to make out a speck of what this wizardly fellow is saying but you’re able to catch that he’s talking about the wizards’ orbs. The queen herself got the wizards to manufacture the orbs – which as far as you can gather was forged from an extension of their power or spirit or whatever gives them magical abilities – to fight those awful megapigosaurs.

Quite frankly you didn’t like their presence in the first place – you in fact suggested to her royalness that they be exiled at once. You even had a location picked, but her majesty tried to be too diplomatic and welcomed our new guests with open arms. Was it surprising to you that they started to try and overthrow our governing system? Hardly!

These orbs, though. You are unsure where the orbs other than your own are. The queen tried to gather them up after the megapigosaurs had been banished and (so it was thought, though clearly not the case) gone forever. Only around a half of them could be accounted for – the one you have (as its powers seemed beneficial to the court, and quite simple to use), the one her highness let the one remaining wizard (the poor fellow) keep and several others which you had destroyed (no easy task in itself). The few that were omitted from the count must have been lost in that great battle.

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Oh balls. You hardly payed attention to a word the wizard had to say. Your ADD is really friggn' bad today.
Well at least he doesn't seem like he noticed it too much.

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NATURE with John Attebury

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:34:58 GMT

Ah man, I haven't done a BAWA in a long time. I got kind of absorbed in that whole killing-the-funestosaur thing.

More art stuffs

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:09:50 GMT

Some new sculptures!

This is a catboots . It's rather puzzled.

"What a weird looking cat."

That's binsybaby 's Ninkip.

Starin' at a ladybird.

Vampires be weird people.

My first self portrait where I'm wearing a shirt. Weird.
That raptor's stark nude, though. Put on some clothes, deinonychus! Or at least some organs. Good lord.

More crayon/pen.

I recently finished the His Dark Materials trilogy. fun stuffs.

Generic Orange Dinosaur p.20

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:46:16 GMT

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> Do the charleston in.

You...
You don't know anything other than that spinney dance.

>Sweep up with your tiny arms in an attempt to curry his favor

> Ask the whizard to teach you some sweet dance moves.

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It does no good. You have attempted every possible angle of getting this blasted orb to operate; you lulled it with thine voice, struck it with thine sword, attempted to feed the orb a ration of your anchovies, made silly faces at it, all giving you no response.
Why does there not exist a set of instructions on how to use this blasted device?

> Use WIZARD'S ORB

... Oh... that thought had not crossed thine mind.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.19

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:38:43 GMT

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You wake up to...

...
You really need to stop falling asleep on the job. Good Godzilla, look at this mess.
What could of done something like this?
Why were you asleep for that matter...

The last thing you remember is the KING FUNESTOSAUR chewed you up and spit you out and then...
...
And then what happened? All that must of knocked you unconscious.

Well at least the threat is gone now. Someone - something disposed of this hideous thing.
And left you.

> Loot corpse

It'd be a shame to let a good corpse go unlooted.
You find a new MAGAZINE for your .44 (fully loaded) and you're able to extract some REX PLASMA from the corpse. Score!
Some subconscious part of you makes you take some of the MEAT too, despite it's grossness.
Large dinosaurs never taste good. It's a law or something.

What the-
Something must of stole all your DELICIOUS MEAT and SNAKE BLOOD out of your inventory and... One of your LIFE ESSENCE JARS is missing?! How does that even happen?

Holy shit - you didn't even notice the huge surplus in SHINY ROCKS. You... Why would something come here, kill and eat the FUNESTOSAUR, leave you alive, steal some of your stuff (including a LIFE ESSENCE JAR, somehow) and yet give you a bunch of SHINY ROCKS. It makes no sense.

You check your status while your at it. Your BLOODLUST GAUGE is topped off and you're a whole 3 levels higher than you last remembered (now level 6 - not that it seems to matter much. Gaining a level just seems to make you a little bit stronger than you were before but not my too much of a measurable amount. You might be able to life 4 more pounds now or something pathetic like that. Why you never really bothered leveling yourself up really.)

What the hell happened while you were asleep?
This forest is way too mysterious for its own good.

> Get back to, er... what were you doing again? I want to say you were going to the wizard to... deliver something? but I honestly can't remember.

Oh right! The WIZARD. You were going to his HUT before you got attacked.

There it is right over there.

> Ground-pound your way to the house.

...

The physics engine must have glitched out or something. How friggin' weird.

> Add the rug to your inventory.

Hell yeah! Too bad you only have two spaces on the STUPID STUFF part of your inventory or you'd be adding things to it all day.

> Look under doormat for key.

There's one

You add that to your regular inventory since it actually probably has a function other than taking up space.

Uhhhhh......

...

You don't know what he's saying.

Oh. He wants to know what happened to his doormat.

>Tell the whizard that someone stole his doormat. What jerks.

You tell him that some squirrels stole his mat.

You saw them and told them to stop doing it.

But they were... er... flying squirrels. And flew away.
With the mat.

>Look cute and innocent.

Good. You think that might have worked.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.18

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:37:47 GMT

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Let's see if Oswald has figured out his orb yet.

> Break open WIZARD'S ORB and see if the wizard is inside

Nope.

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"Wanna see a magic trick?"

> tear out his eyes.

> rip of his arm

Hello!

> Disembowel FUNESTOSAUR

> OM NOM NOM OM NOM

> Finish him off

Enough playing around - let's get down to business.

> handgun. DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA.

There was a sound of thunder.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.17

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:37:38 GMT

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> Submit to bloodlust

Let's have some fun.

This looks delicious.

>Bite

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ELSEWHERE

The forest holds many a mystery but this is quite a puzzling thing to see. The ORANGE CREATURE seems to hold one of the MAGIC ORBS that have been lost so long ago that it has almost been forgotten.

But no, they haven't slipped out of the mind. The MEGAPIGOSAURS are back and searching for the one that had sent them to extinction (or so it was thought at the time but is now obvious that it's only near to). How did they escape their genocide and randomly appear out of the blue like this? MAGICS had nothing to do with it; it must be those bossy idiot HUMANS with their idiot technology. Perhaps it would be good to eradicate their kind - but that's getting too far ahead. Right now, full attention needs to be put on the MEGAPIGOSAURS.

That ORANGE CREATURE might come in handy.

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The FUNESTOSAUR begs for you not to kill him. He claims that he has a loving wife and two younglings to feed.

>Make an offer of friendship

You tell the FUNESTOSAUR that you won't kill him if he joins your team.

The FUNESTOSAUR seems shocked. He asks if you're serious.

You whisper to him not to worry about feeding his kids; there will be plenty of him left over to go around.

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art dump

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:35:43 GMT

I haven't really done any comics in the last few days - I'm kind of upset about it. To be fair there was the whole San Diego Comic Con thing.

Sure I didn't go to it but you know what I mean, right?
No?
No.
Hmm.

Well I've been doing some artworks at least.

I made some new sculptures.

That's a ... Nedriod? An Anthonybot? I don't know really know the name. It's nedroidcomics 's.

It's Winston and Dip from line_nutrients . Alright!

I was thinking of sculpting chip too but decided not to. I think dip was kind of sad about it.

It's just not the same.

I also got rid of that ugly growth that was on Beartato's head using some surgical tools (a dremel)

I've been wanting to make a sculpture of something that binsybaby 's done but I really can't think of anything to sculpt of hers. Hmm.

I've also been trying out some drawings with crayons. It's actually a really fun medium to work with.

(that one's actually oil pastel but it's a little bit similar)

This guy was attacking me. Apparently the scientists are now using fusion-cell technology to make zombies have glowing green backs. I couldn't really find all that much else different, though. Damn those scientists trying to play God.

Speaking of zombies..

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Paradise

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 00:17:00 GMT

Swine

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:30:32 GMT

Mermaid

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:07:39 GMT

Generic Orange Dinosaur p.16

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:43:58 GMT

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> Check glowy thing.

It's that stupid ball thing in your inventory.

> Use glowing object.

Oh that's..

Oh. Huh.

That's kind of
AHHHH!!
AHH OH BALLS!

>Become a pleasantly cooked dinosaur steak for nearby mammals to eat.

Oh thanks!!

I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.15

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:24:01 GMT

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>Reload the initial file. The one where we can do suicide instead of getting murdered.

There's that optimism!

Delightful!

>Tickle his tongue

Goochey goochey goo!

The FUNESTOSAUR screams in pain, releasing you from his jaws. The momentum sends you flying.

Smooth one! The thrashing combined with the crash landing causes significant damage! Good thing you got some rest while you were on his foot or that surely would of killed you.
Nonetheless, it would probably be a good time to break out the snake blo-

Oh what now?
Oh balls!! You haven't been paying attention to your BLOODLUST GAUGE at all! It's practically empty!

You've always kept it relatively high (albeit you did kind of snap and subconsciously kill that COELACANTH earlier on in order to keep the gauge in check). You don't know what will happen when it runs out; your parents never gave you that talk. You're almost certain that once that runs out it will be your death.

There's got to be something you can do to prevent thi-...

...Your leg's glowing.

Oh-er-something in your INVENTORY is glowing.

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Generic Orange Dinosaur p.14

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:16:57 GMT

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> Ground-pound foot

Yeah, lets screw this guys toe up. That'll be sure to bring him down. And not just piss him off.

> Restore game from prior save!

Well you'd have to fight him if you went back either way. It'd probably be safer just to save it just in case there's nothing else.

This is another person's file.
Whoever it is seems extremely compulsive about leveling up and collecting things as they are at 75% - which is a lot when you consider how much this game is riddled with stupid side stuff.
For some reason this player also put an OCTCERATOPS on his or her team, which is really quite silly; it takes hours of game-play just to make one smart enough to even join your team let alone do simple things like use items. Even then they are horrible travel companions.

In any case they are way further along than you so...

Hmm... It seems this file is password protected, though.

Maybe there's another file further down.

This file seems good. It doesn't seem that far off from where you are now even.

>Load older file

Huh. This doesn't seem too bad. Wonder why the last player stopped he-

Damnit. Whoever was playing file last must of accidentally saved right before they died.
How the gaming gods sealed this dinosaurs fate in this file - making it so he can do as little as inhale a breath before being killed in a never ending loop.
You feel that any other files below yours (which is quite possible - Generic Orange Dinosaur has 899 save slots) will just wind up with similar consequences.

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Mythological Stories w/ ROBOTS

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:15:28 GMT

Last in the series.
Hope you all enjoyed.

Mythological Stories w/ Robots 3

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:40:57 GMT

MSw/R 2

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:33:08 GMT

MSw/R 1

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:34:15 GMT

Oh. And there's free hosting over at the main-site right now.
You can advertise for free to the (on average) 5-7 people (assuming they look to the right).

That and it will make me feel less lonely.